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  1. As Seen On TV

From the recording Enjoy The Ride

Lyrics

Dear ladies and gents
You've got nowhere else to go
You've paid your twenty dollars
Now get ready for the show
The show yeah the show
Keep your eyes the show
What you can't pay you can owe
Now get ready for the show

Whoever you want me to be
I am everyman, that’s me
I play an actor on TV
I'd play your for a fee

Let's give our hero a big hand
Make it gaudy make it grand
Every gesture has been planned
Even the laughter here is canned

So dear ladies and gents
You've got nowhere else to go
Put on your 3D glasses
And please enjoy the show
The show yeah the show
Pay attention to the show
Put on your 3D glasses
And please enjoy the show

I will sell you what you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
I have only one creed
Ambition power and greed

So dear ladies and gents
You've got nowhere else to go
Ignore the man behind the curtain
And please enjoy the show
The show yeah the show
It's all you need to know
Ignore the man behind the curtain
And please enjoy the show

Now the show is off the floor
Let me show you to the door
I may be a two bit whore
But you keep coming back for more

If it moves it only proves
What Mr. Barnum said was true
Our lives move in grooves
But are they ours to choose