From the recording Beautiful Dream

Lyrics

If you would just shut up that would be good
If you would listen to me that would be better
If you would understand that would be best
It would be best, it would be best

It would be best, it would be best
Pay attention, 'cause there's going to be a test
Please do not adjust your set
The scheduled program's not on yet
It's just a test, it's just a test

If I could turn you on that would be good
If I could get you hot that would be better
If I could make you scream that would be best
It would be best, it would be best

It would be best, it would be best
And she said just before she got undressed
If you would truly love me
Then I'd be impressed
I'd be impressed, I'd be impressed

So I got you to smile and that is good
You almost chuckled yeah and that's better
If I could just get you to laugh about it that would be best
It would be best, it would be best

It would be best, it would be best
If you can just remember this
You won't get stressed
You can think of it all as a great cosmic jest
It’s just a jest, it's just a jest

If I could wake you up that would be good
If I could open your eyes that would be better
If I could get you to dream that would be best
It would be best, it would be best

It would be best, it would be best
Here's the secret by now you must have guessed
We're all in this together
It's a great sacred quest
A sacred quest, a sacred quest